Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Exclusive footage of Ninja caught bouldering in Font!

Here is unbelievable footage of a Ninja caught bouldering in Font!

Truly remarkable!

Not much is known about the habits of the Ninja however we believe it is a mammal and it resonates power. You probably don't want to approach it if you do come across it in the forest.

Be careful if you're travelling this way and always make sure you let people know where you're going. Better still, travel in a group and walk heavy footed through the forest.


  1. An Ode to Ed

    He throws down words like a lyrical master
    Whether he's spittin' venom
    Or preachin' bout forthcoming disaster

    He's been destroyin' perceptions since '84
    If you've met my Boy Ed
    Then you know the score

    Yeah my boy is mental, some say crazy motherf***er
    But if you disrespect Ed
    You'll have to deal with me sucker

    You see Ed and me have been homeys since ages 5 and 6
    Since way back then
    When we were still livin' in Africa's sticks

    Now he conquers Europe layin' boulderfields to waste
    If you've never met Ed
    This is but a small taste

    When Ed isn't climbing, you'll find him grooming his mane
    or chasing lizards with Greg
    onlookers thinkin' they're insane

    They've frequented "Font's Finest", avoidin' needles as they trudge
    Although they refuse to admit to this
    As a homey, I can't judge

    Ed travels around Europe in a white van
    filming boulder ascents by day
    and at night sleeps beside man

    If you think you can handle, do I have a taker
    To hear 'bout Ed and Greg's adventure
    Click onto Operation Beastmaker

  2. This is poetic Nirvana...I almost cried!