Here is unbelievable footage of a Ninja caught bouldering in Font!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KtkLPOuwpg
Truly remarkable!
Not much is known about the habits of the Ninja however we believe it is a mammal and it resonates power. You probably don't want to approach it if you do come across it in the forest.
Be careful if you're travelling this way and always make sure you let people know where you're going. Better still, travel in a group and walk heavy footed through the forest.
An Ode to Ed
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Whether he's spittin' venom
Or preachin' bout forthcoming disaster
He's been destroyin' perceptions since '84
If you've met my Boy Ed
Then you know the score
Yeah my boy is mental, some say crazy motherf***er
But if you disrespect Ed
You'll have to deal with me sucker
You see Ed and me have been homeys since ages 5 and 6
Since way back then
When we were still livin' in Africa's sticks
Now he conquers Europe layin' boulderfields to waste
If you've never met Ed
This is but a small taste
When Ed isn't climbing, you'll find him grooming his mane
or chasing lizards with Greg
onlookers thinkin' they're insane
They've frequented "Font's Finest", avoidin' needles as they trudge
Although they refuse to admit to this
As a homey, I can't judge
Ed travels around Europe in a white van
filming boulder ascents by day
and at night sleeps beside man
If you think you can handle, do I have a taker
To hear 'bout Ed and Greg's adventure
Click onto Operation Beastmaker
This is poetic Nirvana...I almost cried!
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